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No doubt you’re feeling like you’re trapped in an episode of Prisoner: Cell Block H, or you’ve sold your soul in exchange for eternal working-from-home days – your probation is ambiguous, and the only way to escape is by mutilating your self-portrait that’s hidden in your attic, with Wilde and fatal consequences.  Those sharing digs … Read moreWeek Two In The Big Lockdown House

The invisible enemy is rippling across Blighty much like chlamydia at a Stormy Daniels pool party.  Our nation is on lockdown, we are housebound, confined to our overpriced bricks-and-mortar paying our eye-bleeding rents, or stratospheric mortgages – at least, for the time being, we’re getting our pennies worth.  This unbelievable phenomenon has become all too … Read moreThree Top Tips To Quash Lockdown Lassitude

Pre-WW2 Grosvenor Square (GS) was considered one of the four most uber-cool hangouts in the Old Smoke – receiving its name from the reigning Duke of Westminster (1700-32) Sir Richard Grosvenor, who kicked off the square’s construction around 1721. In the 1920s GS was a playground for the ‘Bentley Massive’: Tim Birkin, Bernard Rubin, Woolf … Read moreReview: The Luggage Room at the Grosvenor Square Hotel

Batten down the hatches, all hands on your AussieBums, and anchors – prudes advised to stay on dry land – aweigh.  Gareth, Max and Fat Pam set sail for a new adventure on the Mediterranean awash with a couple of love interests in close-quarters.  This is up-and-coming Playwright Martin Blackburn’s second production – an all-at-sea … Read moreReview: Bitches Ahoy!

Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without a couple of cut-price synthetic-fibre-clad drag queens, a Eurovision medley, and a huge sack full of festive double entendres and innuendos – we at Thabulous can’t wait for Kris Kringle to cum down our chimney – falalalala la la la la. Producer Catia Ciarico and The Royal Vauxhall Tavern’s production … Read moreReview: Charming Dick

There are no words to describe the flatulent result from last week.  The toe-curling stench has made it over the pond and could seriously put nostril waxing therapists out of business.  So rather than banging on about big farts or breadsticks – we’re going to admire the view of our fabulous Old Smoke from Greenwich … Read moreLet’s Focus On The View

From AIDS to PrEP: Love, Sex & HIV If you met a moreish specimen of a man on Grindr, in Rupert St Bar or at a friend’s gatherette and there was immediate trouser-twitching, shimmies to the heart department and your thoughts turned towards naming your first pair French bulldogs – but then, after some time … Read moreReview: The HIV Monologues

Hotel for Criminals is a reworking of Louis Feuillade’s silent film Phantasmagoria – Director Patrick Kennedy’s adaptation of Richard Foreman’s musical went the other way and implements a form of Chinese torture, attempting to impair the audience’s eardrums sixteen times in the form of a deafening hand pump emergency horn buzzer.  Nodding off isn’t an … Read moreReview: Hotel For Criminals

You don’t have to be a fan of aquatic placental spout-squirting marine mammals to appreciate Andrew Wright’s take on Moby Dick – but a penchant for choreography that could power a fleet of trawlers, an affection for Glee-style musical numbers and an esteem for the male form, in two beautiful varieties, will help you stay … Read moreReview: Moby Dick! The Musical

Sex is much like eating a curry: we all crave it after a few Cinzanos; we all like a different level of heat – some enjoy a bhaji, while others prefer to mop up their vindaloo with a garlic naan.  Whichever way you like to chow down on ‘Indian cuisine’ there are fundamentals that can … Read moreBetter Exercise For Better Sex